Rules

[Judge Ethan] No, no, plastics go on the left. Careful now. I've got a whistle and I'm not afraid to use it. We can't have a repeat of the Great Sorting Mishap of '24.

Oh, hello there. I don't remember seeing you around Stardust Springs before. You must be new. Let me confirm that with my logbook. *FWEEET* 🎺💨 Call confirmed!

I'm Ethan Hill, the judge of RoboBatt-- Hey, turn that machine down! What did I tell you about flying scrap?! Sorry, we're gathering up all of the scrap from the last match to send off for recycling. Keep your head on a swivel. You don't want to end up in the flight path of Scrap Airlines. ✈️ The scrap in those blue buckets is on itsw way back to Zoe Foxlin's garage to be reused in new robots. ♻️🛞

Oh, you've talked to Zoe? Does that mean you're here to learn the rules of RoboBattles? *FWEEET* 🎺💨 5 minute time out for rules initiation!

The first rule of RoboBattles: there are no rules. *FWEEET* 🎺💨 Foul, me! Nah there actually are rules. I've just always wanted to use that line.

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